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Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
9:00 pm

Thursday, January 29th, 2004
6:30 pm
Today was windy
I stole this from someone elses journal, these are states that i have visited, really exciting.

create your own visited states map

I'm going to shred the rad in Utah on the 10th at Park city and Brighton, while staying in Salt Lake City. Should be fun.

Saturday, January 17th, 2004
10:31 pm
Hey dudes
Whats up?

I spend a lot of time here...

and here ...

peace suckas

Friday, June 20th, 2003
3:16 pm
Thursday, June 19th, 2003
11:50 am
Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
10:53 am
There are many different Brian McAllisters out there, here are just a few.

Wow I'm bored.....

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Current Mood: amused
Monday, June 2nd, 2003
9:59 am
The ELITE 150
Chad's new toy thats going to get us into all kinds of trouble.

100 miles to the gallon

its says it can do 65, we'll see.
Thursday, May 29th, 2003
4:11 pm
Dust this thing off....
guess whos back? yeah yeah, had to let the whole LJ thing cool down for a while.

Basically I have nothing better to do while sitting around here at work, and Alicia keeps telling me to update so she has something to read....unnnnn peer pressure.

so theres a show friday at souhegan? radddd what time/$$? and stuff.

hopefully I'll see you all there.

uhhh yup thats it

Current Mood: accomplished
Sunday, December 15th, 2002
6:23 pm
Livejournal, what a joke. People let websites ruin friendships, cool. Its good to know whats important in life.
Wednesday, November 20th, 2002
8:51 pm
Follow your dreams, thats the best advice I can give you.
Friday, October 25th, 2002
8:03 am
Pumpkin Fest
I'm going down to pumpkin fest this weekend in keene. Everyone from nashua should go out there! yeah. woohoo. Umm so go! EVERYBODY!
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002
8:40 am
Its brisk outside....and I love it. Fall is here for good, and you all know what comes after that.

Today I am 20 years old. Weird.

No more TEENage shit.
Monday, September 2nd, 2002
8:32 pm
Sunday, August 25th, 2002
5:14 pm
I'm here, thanks to everyone who said bye. I'm am gone.
Friday, August 2nd, 2002
4:35 pm
Are You dumb?
The New Darwin Awards

They are finally out again. You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.

And the nominees are:

9. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house
down, killing both him and his sister.

8. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to
create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.

7. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.

6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they
discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons). According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.

5. A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her passenger and killing herself. As a commonplace road accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own.

4. A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground" Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma".

3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.

2. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their
frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three
miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers.

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his
testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.

NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.
Monday, July 29th, 2002
2:57 pm
Guess who else likes punk?

Thats right, everybodys favorite punk rocker, Britney!!!

Tuesday, July 23rd, 2002
8:28 am
Are you ready to see the best music video ever? PLEASE WATCH THIS!!


Thursday, July 11th, 2002
4:54 pm
Sugar Shack Tonight

8 pm

be there

dont be left out
Tuesday, July 9th, 2002
2:06 pm
See who you can find on the internet!!!
Lets play, who can find Alicia? Its kinda like a wheres Waldo book?

I'll give you a hint. Not the guy right in the middle.

11:17 am
Vagrant Across America
Oh boy, sounds like a pretty good line up.

Trever from Face to Face:

We are getting ready to do a tour, the “Vagrant Across America Tour” in October. I wanted to have a video crew out with us for the whole tour and make a tour movie and just document what it's like to be out on the road with us.

Brian: For the Vagrant tour, who is going to be on the bill for those shows?

Trever: Like every band on Vagrant, Dashboard Confessional, Get Up Kids, Saves the Day, The Alkaline Trio, the Anniversary, Hot Rod Circuit, and just every band.
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